If you've ever had time to kill (), odds are you've played "Would You Rather?" There aren't many better days to break this out than Black Friday. Would you rather read this, eat leftovers and watch sports, or expose
Anthony Miller Jersey yourself to psychopaths willing to kill for a $500 48-inch TV?So, here are 10 NHL Would You Rather scenarios. Thanks to Twitter for facilitating lazine s. would you rather: Henrik Lunqvist's hair, or his playing ability? Matt Janos (@mattjanos) My hair is actually pretty solid, if not Lundqvist-caliber. I'd rather have his face, but that's not the choice I've been given. And either way, really, I'd prefer his playing ability. That ability has made him millions upon millions of dollars and, soon enough, will make him millions upon millions more dollars. With that money, I could buy something approximating his hair, sort of like Tom Brady. Also, part of the Lundqvist tao is his suits. If I were making $7 million a year, I could have a stylist, too. Would you rather have Eugene Melnyk or Ed Snider as your owner?? Scott Wasilewski (@scottywazz) Snider. With him, the Flyers are guaranteed to, if nothing else, spend a ton of money. If I were a general manager, that would be a pretty huge trump card. Sure, he's more demanding than other owners, but that goes with the territory. It'd be tough working for Melnyk, first and foremost, because the Senators operate on an internal budget that's fairly far from the salary cap. That's not going to change, even as the cap goes up. Huge, huge problem, and reason enough for me to pick Snider, . Would you rather have your name engraved on the Stanley Cup, or get to spend a week with it? PDO Dragon (@RangerSmurf) Oh, I'd rather have my name on the Cup. Not close. Having it for a week when you did nothing to earn it would be a pretty hollow experience. "Hey, come back to my place. I have the Stanley Cup," sounds fine enough, but it doesn't compete with the satisfaction of knowing that I was part of the group that won it. Also, most of the perks that'd come
Houston Texans Jackets from having it for seven days could be replicated with the day-long party I'm a suming I'd still get for winning it. Would you rather spend a night out with Patrick Kane or Tyler Seguin? Patrick Kearns (@PatrickKearns) Kane. Part of that: I'm 27, he's 25 and Seguin is 21. Those few years are pretty important when you're dealing with guys in their 20s; it can be the difference between, say, making it home in one piece and winding up in jail. Also, Kane's maturation proce s seems to be in the right place, Chicago is better than Dallas and I have a sneaking suspicion that Seguin likes EDM
Tytus Howard Jersey , which is a real problem for me. Would You Rather have the body/face of the original Phoenix Coyotes logo or always be surrounded by the glowing puck light. Jeff Israel (@jeffisrael25) This is difficult. I like being a person. Relationships would suffer if I were a dog, even a somewhat anthropomorphized one. I feel like people would get used to the glow-puck lightFox pulled the plug too earlyand maybe think I was an angel or something. Would you rather experience the pain Stamkos had when he broke his leg or have Joe Thornton score 4 goals against your team? Hockeysteve54 (@Hockeysteve54) The implication is that I don't want Joe Thornton to score four goals, which is flawed. . Everyone. Would you rather be the elite center Ke sel's never had, or get to play wing and be on the PP with Stamkos? Sarah Barnett (@sbarnett037) Ke sel has a potentially elite center; the problem is that Nazem Kadri is on the second line. Someday, Toronto will fix that. Maybe. OK, maybe not. And either way, playing with Stamkos would be awesome. He's a generational talent and, by all accounts, a good dude. Lots of ice time with him would mean lots of money down the road. Would you
Marcus Cannon Jersey rather sleep inside a 10-year-old hockey goalie bag or spend 1 hour locked in a room with an agitated John Scott? Dave Lozo (@DaveLozo) John Scott's 10ish inches taller than me, and I'm quick enough. I feel like I could run through his legs if things got ugly. The other scenario would lead to me vomiting while inside the bag, which is a non-starter. I have a notoriously weak stomach; the smell of locker rooms is tough enough sometimes. would you rather play without a goalie for one period or only skate 4 players for one period? Will Crist (@will_crist) Being on a penalty kill for 20 minutes against a team that clicks on 20 percent of its power plays easily mean at least two goals right away, and probably more, given that it's tougher to change lines during a kill. , you can probably get away without a goalie for a period against the Maple Leafs. Just force them to take a couple penalties and hang out in the neutral zone. Not every team is the Maple Leafs, thoughand the fact that they'd know that there was an empty net (and thus no real chance to make a save) would mean lots of long-range shots that have a decent chance to go in. So20 minutes with four guys. Would
Steven Nelson Jersey you rather walk in on your grandma wearing nothing or walk in on her wearing nothing but the Sabres' 3rd jersey? Adam Herman (@Herman_NYRBlog) If she was wearing the Sabres' third jersey, it'd mean she had dementia. I don't want my grandma to have dementia.
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